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10. Use the car exhaust

It is proven that the air pollution makes peoples live shorter. If you want to make the life of your mother drastically shorter then you can use air pollution. A car is needed when using this method.

The best location for this method to carry out is the garage. Lay your mother tied up on the ground and place her mouth arround the car exhaust. Set the gear of the car in neutral and push on the gas pedal. The exhaust gasses will shorten the life of your mother.

In case your mother does not die in a short time, you should set the gear of the car in reverse push and the gas pedal again. This will do the job.

9. Jumping / pushing off the balcony

This method can only be performed if you have a balcony available. Take your mother along to the balcony. Act like you want to have a cozy conversation. Then push here off the balcony. It should look like she has committed suicide and pretend that you wanted to keep her from doing it.

balcony

8. Kitchen knife

Wait till your mother is in the kitchen. The best moment is when she already is using a kitchen knife. Then go stand behind here, grab the knife and start stabbing her in the stomach and hearth area. When doing this right, it should look like committing suicide. Be sure that you don’t get any blood on yourself.

knife blood

7. Stairs

One of the easiest ways to kill your mother is to use the stairs. A great advantage in this way of killing is that it all looks like an accident. When walking down the stairs, you must walk behind your mother and then kick her in the back. Be sure that you kick carefully, not too hard not too soft.

Try to influence the direction so that she hits her head at a sharp object. That will definitely make sure that your mother will not survive the unfortunate fall. If she survives the fall then you must make up an excuse. A good one should be to say that you had cramp in your leg and then kicked your mom in the back.

fall stairs

6. Drowning in bathtub

Mother in bathroom

5. Placing a roadside bomb on the driveway

It’s a fact that roadside bomb are effective. Turn on a news channel and we hear the number of casualties due to another roadside bomb. So, why we don’t use it by ourselves then. Well, ourselves, I mean we use it to kill our mom.

The main factor is that we need to have a roadside bomb for this method. You can build one by yourself or search for a Pakistani or Iraqi men that can deliver roadside bombs. Remember, always read the instruction guide before use.

It’s so simle, place the roadside bomb at your driveway and when your mom drives near to it, let it do its job. A big advantage nowadays is that nobody gives attention to an explosion of a roadside bomb. Your mother’s death will not be in the news because there are roadside bombs at daily bases.

roadside bomb

4.Set your mother on fire

It’s easy to say, set you mother in fire. But it’s important to be sure it looks like an accident. A important issue is where the ‘accident’ takes place. One logic location is the fireplace. But you have learned from you mother: always keep the living room clean. So take it seriously for once in your life. Don’t set you mother in fire at the fireplace. Remember, once your mother is killed there is no one to clean up the mess.

A good place to set your mother in fire is in the garden around the BBQ. All kinds of things with fire can go wrong there.

3. Set your house on fire

An even better way of using fire to kill your mom is to set the whole house on fire. With this method less traces will lead to you as being a murderer. Be sure that your mom can’t escape the room where you locked her in and where you set fire.

This is espacially a good method if you don’t live at your moms house anymore, because otherwise it would be a pity if your stuff gets burned too.

house fire

2. Poison

Poisoning is a way of killing that has been used for centuries or even thousands of years. Poisoning is a clean and easy way to kill. Poison has always been available while some sorts of plants are toxic to humans. Things that are seriously hazardous to someones health can nowadays be found everywhere.

Be nice to your mom and give her a cup of coffee in the morning. What she doesn’t know is that she has half a cup of coffee and half a cup of sink plunger to drink. Good night, mom.

coffee

1. Stoning

Finally, number one! The best way to kill your mother is to use the method of stoning to death. Before you start stoning your mother you should know something about the history of stoning. In Islamic countries stoning is done daily. In Iran for instance stoning is sanctioned for adultery. Article 104 of the Law provides that the stones should not be that large a person dies after being hit with two of them, nor so small as to be defined as pebbles, they must cause severe injury.

The first thing you should do when you’re planning to kill your mother is to get some stones that are equal to the Iran method. The law of Iran provides that if a person who is to be stoned manages to escape, he or she will be allowed to go free. However, in case of stoning your mother, do not let her get away! Whatever happens, she is not allowed to go free.

stone that mother

Collect the stones and hide them at the execution place. After you have done that make sure that you dig a hole that is deep enough to fit your mom’s body. Remember! Keep the dirt on the execution place, once you put your mom in the ground you need to use the dirt to fill up the hole till her neck.

Choose your favorite method and have fun!